Top Werewolf New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

New York, New York –  It’s that time of year again. Specifically, time for another year to start. And werewolves are jumping on the New Year’s resolution bandwagon like everyone else.

We surveyed lycanthropes from around the world to find out how each wanted to change him or herself into a better werewolf in 2015. And here are the top 10 resolutions they had to say:

 

 Top Werewolf New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

  1. “Floss more.”
  2. “Eat more healthy food. Or eat more people who eat healthy food. Same difference.”
  3. “Buy fewer hair products (unless CVS has a Vidal Sassoon sale. Resolutions DO have there limits, you know.)”
  4. “Learn how to say ‘hello,’ ‘thank you,’ and ‘pardon me, may I eat your arm?’ in at least three foreign languages.”
  5. “Take up a hobby that does not involve my hair.”
  6. “Restrict GOAT SIMULATOR gameplay to no more than one hour per day… Per device… Per hand.”
  7. “Stop beating myself up for missing the Taylor Swift online pre-sale.”
  8. “Take up knitting.”
  9. “Try to remind myself All-You-Can-Eat Taco Tuesday = Windy Werewolf Wednesday.”
  10. “Stop missing full moons because of Ice Road Truckers binge-viewing. I can wait one more day. Really I can.”