Father’s Day Gift Ideas For The Werewolf Who Has Everything

Your werewolf father was the one who gave you your first (partially chewed) baseball, picked you up from a dance (on non-full moon nights, of course), and taught you valuable lessons about hair grooming. With Father’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to give back.

But as we all know, werewolves are an extremely picky bunch. So if you’ve already tried a gift basket from Amazon or GiftTree one too many times, fear not. WereWatchers has got the perfect gift ideas for that werewolf who has everything.

Ultimate Werewolf Gift Ideas – Father’s Day

Pro Heavy Duty Hair Trimmer

“Clothes maketh the man. Hair grooming products maketh the werewolf.”

Luxury Spa Tote

Even werewolves need a good spa tote.

Listerine Pocketpaks Breath Mints, 72 Count

A werewolf can never have enough breath mints.

Outdoor Sports Sandals – Werewolf Brown – Size 17

Being a werewolf doesn’t mean he wants to run around barefoot like some savage.

Nad’s Body Wax Strips

Err, better to not ask why.

VHS Tape Of An American Werewolf In London

Come on, what red-blooded American werewolf doesn’t have a VHS copy?

Zombie Strike Nerf Gun

Nerf + Gun + Zombie Killing Capabilities = Need we say more?